zodiacchic:

Ever feel like you’re not your sign?  Maybe your birth chart holds some clues.   Click here!

zodiacchic:

Ever feel like you’re not your sign? Maybe your birth chart holds some clues. Click here!

evora-eriu-mclaggen:

adrien-gromelle:

some drawings

duuude

thursdayplaid:

clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

I really hope no one’s answered this for you yet, I saw this and got so excited that my obscure knowledge base might come into use.  I had to stretch a few flowers so to speak but Victorian flower language allows for alteration in meaning depending on colour, fruit, flower, bud, steam, leaves and thorns, so I didn’t feel I was too far out of line.  This message would work best as two bouquets bound together.  First red Nasturtium with no leaves (red denotes a leader, the nasturtium a patriot) mixed with white or red Mask Flowers (rebellion, red if you want to emphasize fighting, white martyrdom) around Cypress (death).  Then Chick weed (rendezvous) and Blue Convolvulus (night) surrounded by eight White Popular Leaves (symbolises the time: eight), Yellow Iris (flame, and a flower that grows by rivers) and Yellow Prarie Dock Flowers (this was closest I could find to docks)and one large Tomato Leaf, all bound in Dogwood Bark.  Dogwood represents deceit, but as far as I could find the bark wasn’t used symbolically, and as you referred to the dog instead of a dog, I thought it was likely the pun should be a dead giveaway.  

So there’s your rebel message!

blacksupervillain:

this is how I want to live tbh

calantheandthenightingale:

tapestrydoll:

maykatic47:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

Absolute Cabbage.

Repulsive peanut

Preposterous pumpkin seed.

Absolute cantaloupe!

youngblackandvegan:

forsakensilence-sweetvengeance:

And I’m back again ! I had to give purple another try !

wanna see how i got this color?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SeIKMLD_Lw

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-please do not remove my link-

mermaid hair! beautiful <3

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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kurumayu:

face-down-asgard-up:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.



lmao this is like the early 2000s shit what the hell

kurumayu:

face-down-asgard-up:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

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lmao this is like the early 2000s shit what the hell

g-peach:

missinglinc:

areddrum:

rebelfleur326:

iambeyinspired:

Let the church say YAAAAAAAAS

YES! Is all I’m saying tho!

The Doors Of the Church Are Now Open.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weeeeelllllllll

g-peach:

missinglinc:

areddrum:

rebelfleur326:

iambeyinspired:

Let the church say YAAAAAAAAS

YES! Is all I’m saying tho!

The Doors Of the Church Are Now Open.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weeeeelllllllll

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

lavahanje:

littlereya:

baelor:

I DISCOVERED THE BEST ANIMAL AT THE NATURE MUSEUM TODAY

WAXY

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MONKEY

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LEAF

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FROG

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LOOK AT ITS EXPRESSION FUCKFINF

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IT LOOKS SO WISE

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EXCEPT

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BUT THEN

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IN CONCLUSION

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AHHAAH

callmekitto:

princemotorcycle:

cows: look at this tiny cow is he okay?

dog: these big dogs are pretty cool

this is so cUTE

because at first the pup tries to go up and sniff on the one black cow and the cow goes WOAH and you can see the pup go oh, okay, this other large dog has to get used to me, I understand

I am just gonna lay down right here and show these big dogs I am not here to cause any kinda trouble

and the cows immediately respond and approach the pup!!!

cute!!!!!

this is a rly good dog this is a great dog I can tell